Yes, I am not retarded.
but I am seriously asking you that question:
Do you know how to cut a lemon?
Are you sureeeeeeeee? =)
Of course I know,
you would use your hand to hold a knife and then cut onto the lemon.
Yet I dare to say,
not everyone really knows how to cut a lemon.
You know why?
cause I tried, and I failed.
I don't know how to cut a lemon.
I am not stupid (obviously =D)
But just look at the lemon!
in order to produce the lemon piece like the one below
Would you cut it horizontally or vertically?!?!?
Aha, after I failed for the first time then only I know:
We need to cut it HORIZONTALLY.
This is a lesson that I learnt today.
WWWWWWWWhat!?
This slut is seriously taking time to explain on how to cut a lemon,
and make it as an important lesson in her life?!!!!!?
well bitch, my main purpose of telling you this,
IS NOT about teaching you on how to cut a lemon CORRECTLY.
But this is what you will learn,
when you started to live with your own,
alone, not at home,
and WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER.
Thank you.
